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Saturday, February 2, 2008

Laptop_mini Crysis 1.1 Hack

Crysis as been updated! His current version is now 1.2. To see the progress on the 1.2 Hacks, go here: LINK

Here it is, the Laptop_mini Crysis 1.1 Hack V3! Here are the sections of this post:

- What you can do and how
- How to install and Download V4
- How to uninstall
- More info
- Banned?

- How does the CT file works?

- What you can do and how

1. Pistol one-hit-kill: As it says, it's a one-hit-kill. You need 1 bullet to kill a man, 2 bullets to kill a Car, 4-6 Bullets to kill a VTOL/Heli.

2. SMG one-hit-kill: As it says, it's a one-hit-kill. You need 1 bullet to kill a man, 2 bullets to kill a Car, 4-6 Bullets to kill a VTOL/Heli.

3. [WORKS IN V3] FY71 one-hit-kill: As it says, it's a one-hit-kill. You need 1 bullet to kill a man, 2 bullets to kill a Car, 4-6 Bullets to kill a VTOL/Heli.

4. [WORKS IN V3] SCAR one-hit-kill: As it says, it's a one-hit-kill. You need 1 bullet to kill a man, 2 bullets to kill a Car, 4-6 Bullets to kill a VTOL/Heli.

5. [WORKS IN V3] Shotgun one-hit-kill: As it says, it's a one-hit-kill. You need 1 bullet to kill a man, 2 bullets to kill a Car, 4-6 Bullets to kill a VTOL/Heli.

6. Rapidfire Sniper: The Sniper is semi-auto now. No need to wait for the reload time. Just shoot very fast.

7. Rapidfire Shotgun: As the Sniper, just shoot very fast.

8. [BETTER IN V3] Freeze Pistol: The gun has a Freeze Mod, that freeze them then brake them

9. Super zoom Shotgun: You can zoom without a scope. There is 3 positions.

10. Super zoom SMG: You can zoom without a scope. There is 3 positions.

11. Super zoom Pistol: You can zoom without a scope. There is 3 positions.

12. Mega speed mode: Run very fast. Normal running is 10x, Crouch running is 15x, Prone running is 20x. Try to put the "Maximum Speed" mod, it goes very fast too.

13. Mega Super Jump: Jump very high. Normal mod is 2x and Strenght mod is 4x.

14. No DVD Crack: Allows you to play without your DVD of Crysis. Go see the Install part for more info.

15. Mega Health: Now your health is at 850 and not 100. Allows you to not die when you jump from very high and take more bullets before dieing.

16. Mega Radar: The Radar kit gets all the vehicules of the map and 1 seconde.

17. Ultra-melee Pistol: When you melee someone with it, he dies. You can melee someone to 9999 meters with this one.

18. Ultra-melee Shotgun: When you melee someone with it, he dies. You can melee someone to 9999 meters with this one.

19. Ultra-melee SMG: When you melee someone with it, he dies. You can melee someone to 9999 meters with this one.

20. Ultra-melee FY71: When you melee someone with it, he dies.

21. Ultra-melee SCAR: When you melee someone with it, he dies.

22. Super Fists: Kill anyone with your fists, in one punch.

23. Ultra-melee FY71: The grenade laucher of the FY71 is now a MOAR. As the pistol freeze mod, run very fast into people to kill them after you frozed them.

24. [NEW IN V2] Fly hack: Take the pistol and the silencer and shoot at the floor to fly away.

25. [NEW IN V2] Gauss SMG: The SMG as a fire mod where you can fire Gauss bullets with SMG bullets.

26. [NEW IN V2] Rapidfire S-Tank: The Singularity Tank is rapid fire now.

27. [NEW IN V3] Rapidfire FY71: The gun shoots really fast.

28. [NEW IN V3] Rapidfire Gauss Rifle: The gun shoots really fast.

29. [NEW IN V3] Rapidfire Rocket Laucher: The gun shoots really fast.

30. [NEW IN V3] Rapidfire SCAR: The gun shoots really fast.

31. [NEW IN V3] RapidFire TAC Tank: The gun shoots really fast.

32. [NEW IN V3] Rapidfire TAC gun: The gun shoots really fast.

33. [NEW IN V3] Rapidfire MiniGun: The gun shoots really fast.

34. [NEW IN V3] One-hit-kill Sniper: As it says, it's a one-hit-kill. You need 1 bullet to kill a man, 2 bullets to kill a Car, 4-6 Bullets to kill a VTOL/Heli.

35. [NEW IN V3] One-hit-kill Fists: As it says, it's a one-hit-kill. You need 1 bullet to kill a man, 2 bullets to kill a Car, 4-6 Bullets to kill a VTOL/Heli.

37. [NEW IN V3] One-hit-kill Gauss rifle: As it says, it's a one-hit-kill. You need 1 bullet to kill a man, 2 bullets to kill a Car, 4-6 Bullets to kill a VTOL/Heli.

38. [NEW IN V3] One-hit-kill MiniGun: As it says, it's a one-hit-kill. You need 1 bullet to kill a man, 2 bullets to kill a Car, 4-6 Bullets to kill a VTOL/Heli.

39. [NEW IN V3] No sound Minigun: There is no sound when you shoot, no one hears you)

40. [NEW IN V3] No Recoil/Spread Sniper: The gun doesn't shake, etc..

41. [NEW IN V3] No Recoil/Spread FY71: The gun doesn't shake, etc..

42. [NEW IN V3] No Recoil/Spread Gauss rifle: The gun doesn't shake, etc..

43. [NEW IN V3] No Recoil/Spread Rocket Laucher: The gun doesn't shake, etc..

44. [NEW IN V3] No Recoil/Spread Tac Gun: The gun doesn't shake, etc..

45. [NEW IN V3] No Recoil/Spread SCAR: The gun doesn't shake, etc..

46. [NEW IN V3] No Recoil/Spread Shotgun: The gun doesn't shake, etc..

47. [NEW IN V3] No Recoil/Spread MiniGun: by Roy; the gun doesn't shake, etc..

48. [NEW IN V3] NameTag Hack: by SupremeNinja; you see everyones name, no matter the team, on the hole map

49. [NEW IN V3] Freeze Sniper: The gun has a Freeze Mod, that freeze them then brake them

50. [NEW IN V3] Freeze FY71: The gun has a Freeze Mod, that freeze them then brake them

51. [NEW IN V3] Freeze Gauss rifle: The gun has a Freeze Mod, that freeze them then brake them

52. [NEW IN V3] Freeze SCAR: The gun has a Freeze Mod, that freeze them then brake them

53. [NEW IN V3] Freeze Shotgun: The gun has a Freeze Mod, that freeze them then brake them

54. [NEW IN V3] Freeze Minigun: The gun has a Freeze Mod, that freeze them then brake them

55. [NEW IN V3] Freeze Tac Tank: The Tank has a Freeze Mod, that freeze them then brake them

56. [NEW IN V3] Freeze Tac Gun: The gun has a Freeze Mod, that freeze them then brake them

57. [NEW IN V3] Super zoom Sniper: You can now zoom a lot whitout a scope.

58. [NEW IN V3] Super zoom FY71: You can now zoom a lot whitout a scope.

59. [NEW IN V3] Super zoom SCAR: You can now zoom a lot whitout a scope.

60. [NEW IN V3] Super zoom Gauss Rifle: You can now zoom a lot whitout a scope.

61. [NEW IN V3] Super zoom Rocket Laucher: You can now zoom a lot more.

62. [NEW IN V3] Super zoom Tac Gun: You can now zoom a lot whitout a scope.

63. [NEW IN V3] Super zoom Shotgun: You can now zoom a lot whitout a scope.

64. [NEW IN V3] Super zoom MiniGun: You can now zoom a lot whitout a scope.

65. [NEW IN V4] Infinite Energy: Your suit as now infinite energy, us with all mode just fine. Exept Armor, witch remains normal.

66. [NEW IN V4] No Overheat: All the weapons can't overheat. So shot as much as you want with no limitation of heat.



Damn! 66 hacks all in one! :)

- How to install

Install the Hack:
(If you already use V3, go to step 7)
1. Download the Laptop_mini Crysis 1.1 Hack V4: SERVER 1 / SERVER 2

2. Go in the folder "*\Electronic Arts\Crytek\Crysis\Game" (Should be in C:\Program Files\)

3. Backup the original file "GameData" in a different folder

4. Take the hacked "GameData" and files and put them in the folder "*\Electronic Arts\Crytek\Crysis\Game"

5. Go in the folder "*\Electronic Arts\Crytek\Crysis\Bin32", and Backup the original file "Crygame.dll" in a different folder

6. Take the hacked "Crygame.dll" in put it in the "*\Electronic Arts\Crytek\Crysis\Bin32"

7. Install Cheat Engine 5.3 (The .exe of instalation is in the pack)

8. See the "How does the CT file works" part to know how to use.

9. Voila! You can now run the game and enjoy! :)



Install the No DVD Crack:
If you already did the "Install the Hack", go to step 2.

1. Download the Laptop_mini Crysis 1.1 Hack V4: SERVER 1 / SERVER 2

2. Go in the folder "*\Electronic Arts\Crytek\Crysis\Bin32"

5. Backup the original .exe file named "Crysis"

6. Take the file "Crysis.exe" from the "*\Electronic Arts\Crytek\Crysis\Laptop_mini Hack 1.1\No DVD Crack" folder

7. Put it in "*\Electronic Arts\Crytek\Crysis\Bin32"

8. Voila! No DVD needed for now on.


- How to Uninstall

If you whant to uninstall the hack or the No DVD crack, just delete the hacked version of those file, then rename the original files to their original name.


- More Info

Thanks for Downloading and using this Hack! Please leave a comment if you liked it or you have any kind of problem with it. I hope you like it, i've putted a lot of work in it. If you fell like donating, please do so, the link is on the right of the web site.


- Banned?

For the those who need more info about being banned, here it is. Being banned on Crysis is not a big deal, a ban that even the highest poeple can make, will last until the server restarts. So if you get ban form a server, just go on another until 2-4h passe.

- How does the CT file works?

To make the CT file work, lauch the file with Cheat Engine. Then Lauch Crysis, when it's lauched, minimize Crysis (with the "Windows" button). In Cheat Engine, clic on the glowing computer. Select the "Crysis.exe" process then clic "Ok". Now check the boxs of the 2 hacks. Before you go play, you can set a "Hotkey" to the hack by right-clicking on each hack then selecting "Set a Hotkey". Go back to Crysis and enjoy.


See ya on Crysis, and thanks for downloading! :)

261 comments:

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Laptop_mini said...

LINK UPLOADING RIGHT NOW! WAIT 5min! THX ALL OF YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT! :)

Laptop_mini said...

IT'S OUT! GO GET IT!!

Anonymous said...

i cant connect to crynet

Anonymous said...

Same here, can't connect to the Crynet Systems Server

Laptop_mini said...

"i cant connect to crynet"> Check your connection... ..it cannot be caused by my hack..

Laptop_mini said...

Wait i'm gonna try.. Maybe the Crynet server is down.. ..ill go check it out..

Anonymous said...

neither can i

Laptop_mini said...

CRYNET SERVER IS OFFICIALY DOWN! Please try later.. ..It's not my fault :)

I've asked friends who don't have the hack and thay can't join either..

Anonymous said...

itll be funny if 1.2 is coming and this hack wont work.

Anonymous said...

=(

Laptop_mini said...

I really hope not..

Anonymous said...

hey laptop if you wouldnt mind fixing the hack so that it actually WORKS...

p.s you suck for making a retarted hack that doesnt work

p.p.s FIX IT

Laptop_mini said...

IT WORK YOU DUMBASS!

IT'S CRYNET THAT SUCKS! DON'T YOU GET IT!

THE CRYNET SERVER IS DOWN! NOT ONLY FOR ME, YOU BUT EVERYONE!!

damn it!

Anonymous said...

How can you tell if the hack works or not when the CryNet Systems Server is down? Ask your friends who don't use the hack and see if they can join any MP servers. If they are having issues then it's not Laptop's fault but if they are not having any issues and they can play on MP servers then IT IS Laptopmini's fault.

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Anonymous said...

OMG

Noobs

Leave latop mini alone, he made the hack, and it works

wait till crytek idiots have fixed therte servers then we can enjoy hacking again kk

Thanks latop mini

Anonymous said...

LAptop plz fix the hack! when i go on to play multi player it wont let me is this a fake?

Anonymous said...

this hack doesnt work if it does for you tell me how...

Anonymous said...

Hey laptop. Congrats on such a great hack, but I was just wondering. isn't it a coincidence that the server is down, at the 'EXACT' moment the hack is released? And how come when I try the hack for single player, it doesn't work? I mean, it works, but you got no body, no weapons, some of the NPC's are missing, you cannot pick up weapons ect. ect.

Anyway....congrats on a great hack!

PS: who is ReebSaw?

Anonymous said...

oh sorry guys the crysis servers are down th hack is no fake!

Laptop_mini said...

If asked someone that doesn't use hack to test if he could connect to CRYNET, and, no he cannot..

So I tryed to connect on a differant computer witch doesn't have the hack, and again, it wasn't working..

Anonymous said...

i dont think that the servers are down i think its just the hack besides why the hell would it work about 5 seconds before i download but right after i download it it doesnt work

Anonymous said...

wow now it says im disconnected from the servers

Laptop_mini said...

I don't know what to say.. ..I already explained.. CRYNET is down..

I've been testing my hack for one week now, and it works..

So just wait until crytek, do what they got to do..


PS: I asked and, some poeple, think the server as been hacked by dumbasss...

I wana play my self but i can't and it pisses my off too..

so just wait.. and see.

Anonymous said...

WOAHHH, five minutes, and all these comments are posted. LOL. How many people are online right now?
And just one question laptop, how do you toggle between pistol one hit kill, and pistol freeze gun? Yeah, it would be a little awkward to have both. IS the hack supposed to work on single player?

Anonymous said...

If you have any friends who don't use hacks on Crysis...ask them if they can play on a server.

Anonymous said...

is this hack only mp

Anonymous said...

Yo Laptop....Is the hack surpposed to work on the Single Player Campaign?
Please answer.

PS: People are still asking questions on your Jan hack

Anonymous said...

Yes because the files he edited is under GameData.pak\Scripts\Entities and so on into the multiplayer options.

And i reinstalled everything clean version and yes i cannot connect and i am (not) useing the hack.

Laptop_mini said...

Does the server worK?

And, This hack is only for Multiplayer.. ..so if you wana play SP, just put your backups..

And to toogle to One-hit-kill and freeze.. ..it's X by default (change the fire mode)

Anonymous said...

fuck when will the server be up again

Anonymous said...

Are there some hotkeys you need to press or something, because I'm in an instant action server right now and none of the hacks are working at all.

Anonymous said...

wait the servers are up YAY

Laptop_mini said...

@casey: Verify that you did all the steps of instalation in the post..

PS: I hope you didn't unpack the GameData.pak, because you are not suppose to.. (even if you did it's not a problem, ill just won't work)

Anonymous said...

I just renamed my gamedata.pak to something else, put the one i downloaded in my Game folder and ran the game.

Anonymous said...

this are things that do not work for me on instant action

4. SCAR one-hit-kill: As it says, it's a one-hit-kill. You need 1 bullet to kill a man, 2 bullets to kill a Car, 4-6 Bullets to kill a VTOL/Heli.

5. Shotgun Ultra-bullets: You can shoot a lot of pellets in 1 shot(~200 I think). So it does a lot of damage.

do not work and heath option is not working i think that it is less than normal ebcause for shots with shot gun and im dead...

Anonymous said...

i have a bad problem with this hack i have renamed the file, downloaded the hack then those directions confuse me

Anonymous said...

all you have to do is

1. extract the GameData that Latop mini made

2.before you copy it back up your old Gamedata put it some where eles then add the gamedata that you downloaed of latop mini and put it in crytek/crysis/game.

Finish

Anonymous said...

hmm i can not use this hack for some reason

Anonymous said...

hack does not work for me

Anonymous said...

same

Anonymous said...

nvm. Got it to work after I removed old_gamedata.pak from the Game folder.

Anonymous said...

i just did that but i havent tried playing so im gonna try that

Anonymous said...

wow no crysis is just blank and it says profile invalid nothing shows up

Anonymous said...

Jump is too high lol...I keep killing myself xD Damn parachute takes awhile to deploy =P

There a way we can toggle on/off the high jump? I dont mind the maximum strength jump being high.

Anonymous said...

i like this hack but the high speed ruins it, can u change the high speed to prone and crouch only?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I got it working and I agree with the last two posters. The high jump keeeps killin me, and the speedhack is nice but sometimes I dont WANT to move that fast haha. I'd still really really love a hacked file that ONLY adds one-hit-kill with pistol and the super-fast radar. other than that, no complaints, and i love you/your work. haha.

Laptop_mini said...

Ok, so..

I think i will be working on a next version witch, I will aprove the walking speed (only in prone/crouch)

And for the Scar One-hit-kill and the Ultra-bullets of the shotgun: Yes, it doesn't work, I've did it at the last minute.. ill work on hit..

Thanks for finaly seeing that i'm not responsible for the Crynet server crash.

And i hope all the haters are out..

So, I will still work on some updates..

Anonymous said...

works great

good work

Anonymous said...

nice hack i love it but how/where can i get unlimited cloak? speed etc? i saw a guy running around with same as this hack but he had cloak on all the time. can anyone answer it for me?

Or maybe you could create one?
That would be great.

Thanks

Laptop_mini said...

There is a trainer that allows you to have unlimited cloak.. ..but it's not of my creations.. I could give you the link..

(It's a single player trainer, but some of the features work in MP)

See ya guy i'm gonna go play a bit.. :)

Anonymous said...

Laptop nice job on the hack i really like it bu=t can u make rapid fire for the nukes and rocket launchers and can you update fly to it too.

Laptop_mini said...

I will try. :)

Anonymous said...

To all the noobs out there, this hack works 100%, tied it on lan with a fiend. There is no reason that crynet would check the gamedata.pak before letting you connect, it would be a very long wait before you could connect.
The only remote reason that you may not be able to connect to the internet is because of the no-dvd crack, which is working just fine for me.

Anonymous said...

i havent tried the hack yet but im answering to the guy that asked about the unlimited cloak and if u want it heres the link (http://www.cheathappens.com/show_download.asp?ID=23452) and the click on download

Anonymous said...

my hack doesnt work do i have to have al the read me files for it to work or can it just be the gametata please tell me cause i wana do hacking dis is de first time and ive been playing for a 4 months now

Anonymous said...

simple

If you have winrar

1.Extract here the "gamedata" inside latop minis folder which you downloaded.

2. Copy the GameData you just copied. now go to C:\Program Files\Electronic Arts\Crytek\Crysis\Game or where ever you installed it.

3.Delete or move the GameData that you have in there. Then add latop minis hack which you copied (ctrl+v).

Hope it works

p.s I got a trainer and the teleport system works :P and ammo and unli cloak. Thannks for the link anyways.

Thanks

Anonymous said...

laptop great hack i love it thx alot bro.

Laptop_mini said...

I'm working on a next version witch will inclued:
- Chamz (Poeple are glowing, so you can see them)
- Rapidfire Rocket Laucher
- Rapidfire TAC
- Rapidfire Gaussrifle
- and more to come ;)

Anonymous said...

nice, i cant wait i have glowing charms.

Maybe wall hack?

Fix glitchness to go under mesa map.

Unlimited power would be useful

Fix the health it says 855 but i think its the same or maybe lower.

If you could add those you'de be a legend.

Thanks

Anonymous said...

does anyone feel like making a clan ? just an idea :D

If so add me on msn we can talk about it tomtuck@hotmail.co.uk

Laptop_mini said...

A cheater clan? Lol

Anonymous said...

This is dope, i killed someone named laptop_mini using this hack in a shore server...he was #1 on team so was I, lol.

Good work buddy...fck yea laptop clan haha

Crytek keeping their cfgs client side...what the fuck...they deserve this laaawl

Anonymous said...

Hey laptop where is the new fly hack download? thx bro XD

Anonymous said...

ohh i want to join laptop mini clan my name will be Laptop_mini Bubbagump107!

Anonymous said...

but realy where is the link to the new fly hack i cant w8 till i download it!! XD and rapid fire with tac and more =D your the best of them all =D

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Laptop_mini said...

@bubba: well, wait until next week-end ;)

@anonymous that killed me: lol thats why i keep sieng more poeple with freeze gun

@all: A lil tip for ya: if you want to distroye a turret in one shot, the pistol in freeze it then (just after freezing) it the button "T".
It works at any distance, and on anything. :)

Anonymous said...

lol laptop thats what i figured out to freeze turrets and hit them.

Anonymous said...

well why not guys it will be fun and that way we can all help each other help create new hacks or improve the ones that we already have. Work together as 1 and we wil be number 1. And in game we can own everyone join powersruggle games example we all go into one side example US we can dominate any server.

Its just an idea but would be fun. :D

If people do aggree we will have to make a clan site and think of a clan name.

Anonymous said...

i want clan site call it -[Lapto mini clan-]

Anonymous said...

oh laptop will it take a week to get the rapid fire nukes and more upgrades to the hack with fly hack?

Laptop_mini said...

I think we shouldn't give a clan name..

You should e-mail me your in-game nicks. So that we know who is who..

Ill make a list (witch won't be posted so that we stay low-profil) and I will share it with the person who gave me thair nick..

Anonymous said...

Hey laptop, can I join the 'cheater's clan'? If so, which nick do I send? The profile name, or the 'account name?'

Thanks again for the hack.

PS: How do you get the 'rapidfire sniper' to work? It seems to fire normally for me.

Laptop_mini said...

Don't send me your account name.. ..send me witch nickname you use mostly of the time in-game..


And for the sniper, clik very fast on your mouse.. :) (it's semi-auto)

Anonymous said...

so laptop u will have the new updates to the hack this weekend?

Anonymous said...

oh and plz laptop can u tell me how to make my own hack i go to c:program files,electronic arts,crytek,crysis,game,gamedata then i drag the gam data to the desktop then i open file with winwar then i pick a gun-witch is nuke.then iput it on notepad then how do i get rapid fire on there?it would be a great help if you tell me thx =D

Anonymous said...

well, what i have to say is.... GREAT JOB DONE BY LAPTOMINI ! ! ! IT WORKS FOR ME ! Seeing your next version of this crysis hack... hopefully with add somemore features such as unlimited ammo, grenades, C4, and whatever that can make me FUN enough!!

Laptop_mini said...

INFO: i won't be able to be here in the next 7-9 days.. Sorry..
I have a big personal problem..

Anonymous said...

Hi i need only Mega Health what file it ?

Anonymous said...

Tips

ADD the following :D

Unlimited grenades
Large EMP grenade (radius)
Tac tank that shoot 3x time faster
C4 goes nuke :P
Capture time
Score hack
Always cloack hack (without sound or blue stripes)




MVG Roy

Anonymous said...

And almost forgot


Just mantance that you are not always fast, thats very prominent.
So just make the sprint button (speed multiplier) so that your not always fast.


MVG Roy

Anonymous said...

yo latop r u still goin to make that hack with rapid fire nukes and fly hack on this weekend?

Anonymous said...

dude laptop u their i really need the hack by sunday or saturday

Laptop_mini said...

@roy: Here's what i say:
Unlimited grenades < not possible
Large EMP grenade (radius) < not possible
Tac tank that shoot 3x time faster < possible
C4 goes nuke :P < not possible
Capture time < not possible
Score hack < not possible
Always cloack hack (without sound or blue stripes) < not possible

All the "not possible" are because it server side, witch means only the server runs that kinda thing
For the cloack, you see poeple as their are difined by your files, so even if you make a hack so you are invisible, poeple will see you if they don't have it..
Ill try to make a rapid fire Tac tank
And unlimited ammo is not possible anymore with patch 1.1..


@bubba: Ok i'm gonna work on the following tonnight:
- Rapid fire tac
- Rapid fire tac tank
- Rapid fire gaussrifle
- Fix the problems
- Fly hack
- maybe more.. ill see

ill try to do what i can..

Anonymous said...

dude ur the best when u update the new download to here where do i go to download or do i download the same thing when it is updated that u said u will do tonight?

Laptop_mini said...

Ok i've finished for tonight.. ..I wana go play so here's whant i did:
- Fly hack (works very good)
- Chamz (credit: pistol_god)

Every update will be posted here.. ..for this one, it will be in a few hours or so..

Anonymous said...

Saw you flying around in a server earlier as I was owning people with your hack.

You need to come up with some shit that beats the lamers who sit under the map and "bully" people, aka: kill them every time they spawn.

You can dooo it.

Can't wait for the new version, if you come up with some stuff that trumps theirs I'll paypal you a few hundred just because you're releasing it for free.

Yea I realize it'd be cheaper to just buy their hack, but fuck them. I'll probably end up sending you a lot of money anyways, I've been playing with your stuff for a while.

Keep up the good work, fuck the haters and the people who charge for hacks.

Anonymous said...

And hows going with the other things?
And i saw a guy who has a fast shooting singurality tank

Maybe its a good idea to collect every ones Xfire here and then we Cheat togethere hahaah :D


MVG Roy



(iam dutch dont pay attention to spelling)

Anonymous said...

Almost forgot


When the new hacks are downloadable?



MVG Roy

Anonymous said...

i HAVE got it fixed


One shot one kill minigun
Better cloak (no sound or stripes)

Anonymous said...

w8 where do u download when it comes out in a few hours?

Anonymous said...

dude laptop where do i download the new download for the hack that u updated?

Anonymous said...

laptop u there?

Anonymous said...

laptop plz i really want to download thuis were is it?

Laptop_mini said...

all downloads will be here.. i'm gonna upload in 1h, the chamz+fly hack.. and maybe more.. ill had maybe the under-mesa map..

Anonymous said...

alright yo tell us wehen u got it on XD

Anonymous said...

its been 1 hr is it here yet?

Anonymous said...

its been 1 hr is it here yet?

Anonymous said...

dude the hack still isent here its almost 2 hrs u there hello.when is it comin out?

Anonymous said...

dude laptop where the heck r u the hack is surposed to be out 3 hrs ago and its not

Anonymous said...

laptop fine be that way u wont give us the hack fine then good-bye
ill check in 1 hr if i dont u type anything or say somthing to me then cya later

Laptop_mini said...

Man come on Bubba.. ..I have a life too.. I'm gonna post the hack in about 1h30min..

Damn come on..

Anonymous said...

srry bro im not good at waiting!
XD

Anonymous said...

Oh check the front of the crysishack someone is saying bad words and making fun of u and spaming the same words over and over again

Anonymous said...

i think u should delete his post =D
its that bad


he is sayin ur ten years old and you got the hacks from the internet

Anonymous said...

so the hack is almost done right?

or is it done?

Anonymous said...

eh delete this post please?

I dont realy get it why you want to share these thing with us???

If youre not a cheater just do not type in google crysis hacks



-----------------


Hows going laptop still working on the new one?

If you guys have Xfire just add me.


sniper70476


MVG Roy

Laptop_mini said...

The update is out! It contains:
- Fly hack
- Gauss SMG
- Rapid singulary tank

Go see the list for more info

You can download it in the "Download" Section on the right of the web site or in the "Installation" Section of the post..

Anonymous said...

dude charmz doesent work when is rapid fire nuke comin?

Anonymous said...

Hey Laptop, congrats, again for making the hack (v2).

Just two little questions, how long does it usually take for you to make a hack?!!? (Thanks for your time) :-)

Ok, question 2. Have you sent out the 'cheater's clan' emails yet? just wondering.

If you have, is your email ' laptop_mini@gmail.com? '

lol

Anonymous said...

Hey, one more thing, before i forget,

have you fixed up the 850 health hack? It seems that I still die easily :-(

Laptop_mini said...

@bubba: As you read, chamz is not in V2.. and ill see for the rapid tac.

@the keyboard: Yes that is my e-mail, i'm gonna check it..

Anonymous said...

Alrgiht everything works exept the flyieng



When you shoot iam going up thats true.


But when iam in the ear i must shoot to get higher other wise i go fell down and i die.



so its fun but you can do nothing with it.

And i have the minigun without recoil and with a lot of damage.

If you want the file just say it here.

MVG Roy

Anonymous said...

is charmz in server 2?

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the v2 :D Is it possible to make MegaJump only for Maximum Strength and SuperSpeed for Maximum Speed only?

Thanks again for the hacks :)

Anonymous said...
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Laptop_mini said...

Please shut up! I make all my mod my self, if i put a mod not by me, ill won't get the credit for it..

Some of the mod are inspired, for example, someone talked to me about the rapid fire sing. tank, so i try to do it.. I only release my hacks..

I almost released a chamz not by me but i didn't..

Anonymous said...

Laptop do you need the hurricane (minigun) file?


No recoil
One bullet one kill

Laptop_mini said...

@roy: Ya why not! :)
Ill put credit for you on it..

Anonymous said...

Alright but how to send it?

Whats your Mail?


credit?


:O


MVG Roy

Laptop_mini said...

My e-mail is: laptopmini@gmail.com

A credit is, like when i will put:
[NEW IN V3] One-hit-kill Minigun (by Roy)
See what I mean?

Anonymous said...

on v2 did u put the hack to go under map in mesa?

Laptop_mini said...

No. I will in V3..

Anonymous said...

Alright its send...

Pete said...

I can't get this to work for some reason... I've installed it properly, but it doesn't seem to have any effect... :S

Anonymous said...

As you see are the only changes the recoil and the damage.


Because i had the same issue with homemade files.


I discoverd the following

Just copy the gamedata.
and paste the hurricane file in that one.

Then replace the gamedata that you copied with the copied gamedata with the new file in it.


And if it still doesnt work just make you self one.
Just adjust :p the recoil and the damage.


MVG Roy

Unknown said...

The hack just doesnt work for me I've tried everything It just runs as it was. plz help.

Anonymous said...

@D


@Pete


IS this about my hack or just the hole laptop mini hack?



please just type a little bit more information.......


MVG Roy

Anonymous said...

when is v3 comin out?

OH! i'v been workin on this thing for vtol but i cant its rapid fire for vtol can u get that on the v3 too plz?

Laptop_mini said...

@bubba: idk.. ..maybe this week-end..
Ill inclued:
- Rapidfire all
- One-hit-kill all
- Wallhack (see through walls)
- Nametag hack (see everyone nametags)
- Minigun mod (by roy)
- And more..

Anonymous said...

ok thx bor =D

Laptop_mini said...

V3 will be officialy coming in 20hours with more then 30 new features!

Be here.. :)

Anonymous said...

Yeah nice!!!

Anonymous said...

I will be !!! V3...that is the thing what i waiting for :)

Anonymous said...

The coolest crysis hack is
That longpoke thing that you can kill anybody without touching them.
The hack called:

Bully Hack ( Shoot anything and it will kill a specified player. )



here a list from the longpoke (buy hacks)

---------------------------------
- Mass-Kill
- Teleport ( Can be also used to teleport outside of the map or under it )
- Infinite Energy
- Adjustable SpeedHack
- Adjustable FlyHack
- RapidFire
- Ghost Mode ( Lets you go out of your body )
- Glowhack
- Infinite Ammo ( Currently unavailable on v1.1 but may still be exploitable. )
- Bully Hack ( Shoot anything and it will kill a specified player. )
- Spammer ( IRC )
- NameTag Hack ( Beta )
- Teleport Vehicles
- No Recoil / No Sway / No Spread
- shooterID Spoofer ( When you kill someone it will just say they died so they don't know who killed them. Your score will not go up. It can also be used to teamkill even if FF is off without being punished. )



Upcoming Features:
- Spammer ( Ingame)
- Zoomhack
- In-Game Gui
---------------------------------------


Is this possible for you laptop mini?



regards Roy

Anonymous said...

dude laptop wtf? the hack is surposed to be out in 20 hrs and its 4 hours over! wtf man?

Laptop_mini said...

Bubba.. ..for me it been only 19h

Anonymous said...

opps yeah... ur right i counted 5 more extra hours =( srry so it will come out in 1 more hour?

Anonymous said...

ok its been 20 hrs!!!! XD is it here yet?

Laptop_mini said...

Uploading right now...

I've jsut maked some test and my score in game was:
KILLS: 50
DEATHS: 4

So enjoy when it's here :)

Anonymous said...

ok thx XD ill love it =D

Anonymous said...

omg just few min till hack gets here i cant w8! =P

Anonymous said...

tell me when it gets on =D

Anonymous said...

humm.. the hack still isent out =(... i hate u now. lol im just joking. ur the best XD

Anonymous said...

umm... still not here yet........................................................................................................................................




<('.'<)

Anonymous said...

you there laptop?????

Anonymous said...

dude its not on here

Anonymous said...

omg dude when is it comin. im serious. its been over the 20 hrs u said

Laptop_mini said...

Chilllll ouuuuut maaaaan!

Here it is!

wooow lol

Anonymous said...

i cant wait any longer...lol

Anonymous said...

erm... can u upload it on zshare? thx alot

Anonymous said...

nice!!!!!

Anonymous said...

dude rapid fire doesent work... and more. and no wallhack to see thru walls either =( what happend?

Anonymous said...

dude put it to u this way hack doesent work that much at all exept freeze pistol and super speed

Anonymous said...

no...[NEW IN V3] Rapidfire FY71: The gun shoots really fast.

28. [NEW IN V3] Rapidfire Gauss Rifle: The gun shoots really fast.

29. [NEW IN V3] Rapidfire Rocket Laucher: The gun shoots really fast.

30. [NEW IN V3] Rapidfire SCAR: The gun shoots really fast.

31. [NEW IN V3] RapidFire TAC Tank: The gun shoots really fast.

32. [NEW IN V3] Rapidfire TAC gun: The gun shoots really fast.

33. [NEW IN V3] Rapidfire MiniGun: The gun shoots really fast.

and more that r not working can u plz fix them?

Anonymous said...

dude i cant reinstale either! i have to pay for member ship this sucks

Laptop_mini said...

WHAT?

It doesn't work?
or
You can't download it?

(It works perfecly here)

Laptop_mini said...

!!YOU MUST FOLLOW THE INSTALATION INDICATION!!

There is no WallHack in this V3..
I am gonna upload it to zshare in a min..

Anonymous said...

a long wait eh....lol

Laptop_mini said...

Sorry i can't upload to zshare for now..

I think there is a stupid bug, because it keeps telling me that the file is too big when it's only 50mb (limit is 100mb)

:s

Anonymous said...

Hey Laptop. How do you get the hack working? I downloaded it, then replaced the game's Crygame.dll with yours, then replaced the gamedata with yours, then I replaced the Crysis.exe with the no-cd crack one. Everything works perferctly untill i try to join a server, but then it doesn't join. It just keeps loading, and loading, and loading. Have I done something wrong?

Laptop_mini said...

Did you put your backup in the same folder as the one where the hacks are?

If Yes, You need to put ALL backups in a different folder then their orginial folder..

Contat me on my e-mail if you have other problems..

laptopmini@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Great the V3 is online.

Almost everything works accept the rapid fire tac gun.


It just dont work????



MVG Roy

Anonymous said...

dude laptop this is what i did i downloaded it then i replaced the gamedata with gamedata then i put crygame dill and i replace it then i plz and once i get on it says not responding.then i put my old crygame dill in there and then it work. what am i doin wrong?

Anonymous said...

dude laptop this is what i did i downloaded it then i replaced the gamedata with gamedata then i put crygame dill and i replace it then i plz and once i get on it says not responding.then i put my old crygame dill in there and then it work. what am i doin wrong?

Anonymous said...

yeah i put them in the right folder too. i put crygame dill in the bin32 and replace it and for gamedata i put in in game. plz u got to help me here

Pete said...

V3 is great. All we need now are some of the features you get in longpoke's paid hacks! :D

Anonymous said...

plz somone help this is what i did i downloaded it then i replaced the gamedata with gamedata then i put crygame dill and i replace it then i plz and once i get on it says not responding.then i put my old crygame dill in there and then it work. what am i doin wrong? help me out here someone plz help me

Anonymous said...

dude wtf laptop fucking talk to me! i am so pissed right now!!!!!!


tell me how to get my fucking game working!

Anonymous said...

nvm i dont need ur help u wont tell me nothin

Anonymous said...

ok then....if u have problem, just because you replace thet file, i supose i made a copy of gamedata.pak...

true is, you need to move old gamedata.pak from this folder, because game it will still be using old one. it must stay only new version of gamedata.pak

that should cure for yours problems.

Kind Regards.

Anonymous said...

no i mean the gamedata works fine but to get this hack workin u need to get on crygame.dill and when i replace it and play the game it doesent work

Anonymous said...

could post the download on another server? plz

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Anonymous said...

Thanks a lot laptop. These all work fucking great.

WOULD LOVE TO SEE (In Next Version or Otherwise): Infinite Energy!!!!!

Thanks!

Anonymous said...

Hey could someone post on another server? :) It would really be nice :P

Anonymous said...

^ I can post it on MegaUpload in a sec. Does that work?

Anonymous said...

where did u post it on?

Anonymous said...

Alright, I am currently uploading it to MegaUpload.com and ZShare.net for you all.

Give me about 50 minutes. (My upload rate sucks)

Anonymous said...

Here is the MEGAUPLOAD LINK for V3 Hack!!!!
ZShare does not work as Laptop said earlier.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=3W34A2KU

Anonymous said...

wow man... thx alot finally got this hack now im gonna try it

Anonymous said...

how does the fly mode work and how to switch the gun from freeze to 1 shot kill?

thanks

Anonymous said...

You are BEST !!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"how does the fly mode work and how to switch the gun from freeze to 1 shot kill?"


Fly Mode only works when you attach a silencer to your pistol. Basically you look at the floor at fire (it has to be in bullet mode, not freeze mode). Keep firing in the air to go higher and higher, however it is easy to die doing this when falling back down. :)

To switch to different modes it is always "X".

Anonymous said...

TY so much Flaze!

Laptop_mini said...

Hey guys! I was on vacation for the past 3days!

I'll post later cuz I got a plan to catch!

See ya

Anonymous said...

*crosses fingers for more hacks*

:)

Anonymous said...

You are THE BEST LAPTOP_MINI

Laptop_mini said...

Hey guys! I'm back!
So what's up?

thx Flaze for the upload.. ..i'm gonna add it to my post right now (and put your name too ;) )

@bubba: Plz don't "wtf"-me.. ..And don't be pissed.. ..I have the right to take some vacations..

See ya guys.. ..Gonna go play!
(And edit my post ;) )

Anonymous said...

dude can u tell me how to get this all setup!

Anonymous said...

im not pissed at u either i got killed a million times on this game and i got so pissed

Anonymous said...
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Laptop_mini said...

(plz don't double-post the same thing)

bubba.. ..everything is in the instalation part, if it doesn't work.. ..I do not know what to do..

So you say, only the crygame.dll doesn't work?

If yes, verify that the original is not in the same folder, and it ONLY works in Power Struggle.

When it works, you see everyones name, everywhere on the map..

Anonymous said...

Thanks Laptop for the link credit.

Is there any chance that you will be adding new options to the hack? Infinite Energy would be an example.

Thanks!

Laptop_mini said...

Yeah ill see..

But there is a update coming out soon.. (2-3 weeks)

So, ill see if I continue my work on 1.1 or wait for 1.2..

Anonymous said...

alright laptop, i saw you in the FPS server, and longpoke that guy makes fun of your hacks like hell, whatever hes a dick,

your hack works perfectly IF NOT THEN ITS NOT YOUR FAULT ITS THE STUPID PEOPLE INSTALLING IT WRONG.

Maybe you should just wait for 1.2 then youll have time to put more features but my fav feature is where you see people tags across the map propps to that guy who made it.

Laptop_mini said...

Ok, longpoke does good hacks BUT it's not free...

And I don't wana pay 50$ to play with a hack..

:)

Anonymous said...

hey laptop! thanks alot for the hack, i was going to pay for it like $4 and i found this one.

it's realy cool, i've been using it for about 3 days. the first day i got banned like 8 times, but now im getting it. it's hard to become an "invisible cheater", but once you get it, you don't get kicked.

NOTE (for the people that don't wanna get kicked that easily): take the sniper, get a good spot and headshot kill. that way they won't notice (unless they're cheaters too).

the worst part of it it's that suddenly like the 80% (the other 20% are the ones who hate cheats i think) of the players will have cheats and it will become the same thing.

i'm not asking for more, cause this is more than enough and thanks, but if you're gonna work on 1.2 or improve 1.1, you should make like a menu divided in the different cheat categories (like the trainer for 1.0) where we can choose what we want only, and if you wanna fight back, you should get this things i've seen also:

-the xradar 4.0: it shows you the names of the people on the map but i think it also shows the life%, so that will be nice.

-longpoke: no clipping

-no clipping bullets

-infinite energy

well whatever, this is free so it has a +1000.

Anonymous said...

well maybe making a menu would be pretty hard since you need to skin it ? and make a seperate program ?

but the no clipping should not be so hard ? but serious if ANYthing work on getting buttons like f1-f12 to do the options like f1 for high jump f2 for speed but make some of them always on like scopes and health, but make it so when you turn on scoeps it turns it on for all weapons instead of having 80+buttons for everything just make it generalized.

but hey FOR FREE this HACK IS AMAZING your skill is amazing !

oh and btw yesterday i killed long poke with your hack !!!

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