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Saturday, January 19, 2008

Crysis 1.1? No problem!

[EDIT] THE HACK IS OUT!
GO SEE IT HERE: LINK !

As you know, i hope, an update for Crysis is out. But you tell your self "Damn it! And my hacks?". Don't worry it's no problem. I'm working on it.

The new hack will still be free because I hate to pay for a hack. So here's a list of what it will inclued:

UPDATED: 02/02/08, 10:41AM

- Pistol one-hit-kill (Man, Cars, Heli, VTOL, Tanks) [Completed]
- SMG one-hit-kill (Man, Cars, Heli, VTOL, Tanks) [Completed]
- Shotgun one-hit-kill (Man, Cars, Heli, VTOL, Tanks) [Completed]
- Rapidfire Sniper (Semi-auto Sniper) [Completed]
- Rapidfire Shotgun (Fires very fast) [Completed]
- Freeze Pistol (The pistol has a Freeze Mod, like the MOAR but better) [Completed]
- Shotgun-Sniper (You can zoom without a Scope) [Completed]
- Mega speed mode (run=10x, crouch=15x, prone=20x) [Completed]
- Mega Super Jump (Normal=2x, Strength Mode=4x) [Completed]
- No DVD Crack (No need to have the DVD) [Completed]
- Go under the "Mesa" map (You can go under the Map and kill)[Completed]
- Mega Health (Your Health is at 850) [Completed]
- Mega Radar (Super fast, Super distance for the Radar Kit) [Completed]
- Infinite Shells (Infinite ammo for the Shotgun) [Completed]
- Ultra-melee Pistol (Kill anyone with melee at any distance) [Completed]
- Ultra-melee SMG (Kill anyone with melee at any distance) [Completed]
- Ultra-melee Shotgun (Kill anyone with melee at any distance) [Completed]
- Ultra-melee FY71 (Kill anyone with melee) [Completed]
- Ultra-melee SCAR (Kill anyone with melee) [Completed]
- Super Fists (Kill someone in one punch) [Completed]
- FY71 one-hit-kill (Man, Cars, Heli, VTOL, Tanks) [Completed]
- SCAR one-hit-kill (Man, Cars, Heli, VTOL, Tanks) [Completed]
- Freeze FY71 (Freeze poeple with the grenade launcher of FY71) [Completed]
- And much more to come..

This post is being updated all the time, so check it out.

Just wait, the mega-hack for 1.1 is coming.. ;)

136 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hope it gets out sone.. :)

Anonymous said...

Yeah, me too! I can't wait. I find paying for hacks completely ridiculous, I can't even imagine how that BS got started. I'll be lookin for it on your page, thanks man!

Anonymous said...

any help please ican't download the hack mod on my pc from this site il be grateful if some one helps me. holla

Laptop_mini said...

you can't download the Crysis hack for 1.0? If not i will host it somwhere else for you..

Laptop_mini said...

Post is being edited! Check it out!

Unknown said...

This hack seems like its gonna be pretty sweet, when do you think it will be ready?

Anonymous said...

can you also make it so u can pick up weaps and get in vehicles from anywhere on the map?

Laptop_mini said...

To answer all:
i'm working on something that alows you to pick up as many gun as you want..

And for the date, it might be out next week... .. Am gona try to simplefy the installation...

Anonymous said...

ur a legend everyone elce who makes good hack sell them for like 20 to like 50 thats just rediculus i mean its just a game. thanks mate hope it comes out soon.
cheers :)

Laptop_mini said...

I hate to pay.. So why should you? ;)

A beta might be out this week-end.. So check it out..

Anonymous said...

hey man
do you know the date it is going to be published?
and if you can give me here the link of the hack

Anonymous said...

Hey, Cant wait for the 1.1 Hack to come out. I dont usualy use hacks but seeing as everyone else seems to...when in Rome, do as the Romans Do" i suppose. P.S whats witht he virus warning when i DL the 1.0 hack?

Laptop_mini said...

A date for the hack as been released! See the top of the Post..

PS: For the Virus problem on 1.0, it's because the Trainer will modifie a file of your Crysis..

Anonymous said...

yyeeeaaa
cant wait 4 it man thanks. now i dont have to put up with all the hackers cheatin..... now i can beat them haahahahahah. lol thanks bro :)

Anonymous said...

Hey.....Hack looks good :-)

Just wondering, are you one of those fags that make cracks that steal your CD key?? Well, the trainer looks totally great! Will it get detected by Punkbuster?

Laptop_mini said...

Hey! I didn't even know poeple did CD Cracks to steal key.. And i don't need one, mine is already registered at my name..
So no, it's only CD crack.

And, sorry, but the hack won't be punkbuster-proof. PB update their software to much for it to be PB-proof..

Be here at 12h, ;)

Anonymous said...

Hey, when you say 12:00Am, which time zone are you talking about? :-)Well, yeah, i've been here for quite a while and it says 'coming soon' under the download section. Is it my comp that is wrong? Or is it because of the timezones? Anyway, thx bro :-)

Laptop_mini said...

It's because of the time zone.. Because for me, right now, it's 8:43AM Friday 01. I live in California, if you wana calculate...

Anonymous said...

I DLed your 1.0 hack when I was using the 1.0 version of the game (just after a reinstall). It didnt seem to work, My HUD showed unlimmited ammo etc but in actuallity I was "firing blanks" and still died etc etc. Will this be addresed in the 1.1 hack? P.S I am from the UK if that causes any difference

Laptop_mini said...

ok.. ..so, no it doesn't change anything if your form UK..

And for the 1.1 hack, it won't be a trainer.. ..it will be one small file that you put in the root of Crysis. So it will work, no problem of trainer glitches, it's pure code that is run by your game..

I've been testing and approving the hack, and it really is good..
:)

Anonymous said...

Looking forward to the release in an hour and 23 minutes, haha. One quick thing though...What if we didn't want to go all-out raging hacker, and just wanted the super radar kit or speedhack or freeze pistol? Can you toggle those seperately?

Laptop_mini said...

In fact, no. You cannot toggle only what you want. But if you really want only does hack, e-mail me and i will do it for you. I will put more info in the post when it gets out.

Ps: the hack will be out in 12h.. (it will be out at 12am local time)

Anonymous said...

Oh, I see. Well, this might sound crazy, but I would really really like a one hit kill pistol hack. The pistol is pretty much rarely used, and if you wanted an occasional one-hit-kill without people blatantly knowing you're hacking, I think it would be pretty fun and funny.

Anonymous said...

Oh, sorry, by that I meant a one-hit-kill pistol hack and the super radar kit hack, just those two hacks and nothing else. Harder to detect but still gives an advantage...I'd really appreciate it!!

Anonymous said...

ye i agree with anonymus nomber 3 on the comments ye i wnet on dis hack it cost £25 and it was worse den dis on cheers bruv ur the best for makin this

Anonymous said...

Oh i cant wait till the hack comes out!!!! XD

Laptop_mini said...

Just 2 more hours! ;)

Anonymous said...

stupid clock change to 12 already

Anonymous said...

hey when if the download isn't a trainer then when i download the file where do i put the file to the root of crysis? just askin =)

Anonymous said...

lol just 1 hour and 96 min till! I cant w8 i'v been searching a site that had 1 shot 1 kill and couldn't find a good site.Then I found this one and had 1 shot kill and more i was amazed!I cant w8 till i can kill ppl in one shot XD

Laptop_mini said...

@Bubbagump107: I've made the instalation very simple.. ..I will explain it all. Don't worry. :)

PS: I've added new hacks again! :p
- Ultra-melee FY71 (Kill anyone with melee)
- Ultra-melee SCAR (Kill anyone with melee)
- Super Fists (Kill someone in one punch)
- FY71 one-hit-kill (Man, Cars, Heli, VTOL, Tanks)
- SCAR one-hit-kill (Man, Cars, Heli, VTOL, Tanks)
- Freeze FY71 (Freeze poeple with the grenade launcher of FY71)

Anonymous said...

Hi There Laptop Thanks in advance for the trainer i was wondering will it have god mode or somthing like that as ive seen alot of people using it and since the 1.1 ive not been able find another god mode hack plus i cant get unlimited ammo in vtols or heli's

Cheers

Anonymous said...

Well Its comnig soon i can't wait. Hope it works fine. I have faith in you, Your on of those people who are kind and share un-like those others who wanna make money.

Thanks

Anonymous said...

Laright thx ur the best =D

Anonymous said...

Oh man--only one hour until the hack comes out. It's like waiting to go on a date! Man, you are a hero bro ;-). This hack looks like it's gonna be one of the best. It even has go the 'freeze pistol-now 'I' will be the one freezing, not being frozen.
Yeah, thanks again--only one hour left........

Anonymous said...

i agree with you XD

Anonymous said...

so laptop did u use the hack yet?

Anonymous said...

30 more min! <('.'<)

Laptop_mini said...

@Alan: God Mode is not possible in 1.1, Unlimited Ammo too. But i've created a lil hack that puts your health at 850. ;)

@Bubbagump107: Yes i've been testing it a lot! And it's very sweet.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Laptop for the reply ive seen people with somthing like god mode. i was told its called ghost mode and Longpoke is selling it with his hacks

Anonymous said...

omg 10 more min!

Anonymous said...

oh laptop one more question were do you download?

Anonymous said...

where do u download the time is up

Anonymous said...

CMON PUT THE DOWNLOAD UP

Anonymous said...

plz r u there i really want to download!

Anonymous said...

Yea were do you download?

Anonymous said...

Its not out yet, i guess he is stil working on it. Dont worry it will come Laptop is a Star

Anonymous said...

i just quit a game to get this download so hurry up

Anonymous said...

man but iv been waiting for 2 days now and exspecting it =(

Laptop_mini said...

It's uploading right now! just wait 5min..

Anonymous said...

fine be that way

Anonymous said...

ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!yeepeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

w8 do i have to refresh page when u done?

Anonymous said...

yea probably

Anonymous said...

well i cant wait! i want to kick ass!

Anonymous said...

Laptop tell us when its done ok?

Anonymous said...

well with a hack your not really kicking ass the hack is for you but your the guy shooting so i guess you are kicking ass somehow

Anonymous said...

Yeah but 1 shot kill! hehe! ima kick ass XD

Anonymous said...

well if you want something to do for a couple of minutes go to this site:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz3br1q5wIQ

copy and paste that if it isnt a link

Anonymous said...

yeah its not a link

Anonymous said...

alright im goin to do that right now to pass the time

Anonymous said...

yeah um thats about my skill level that he has in the video

Anonymous said...

YEA ITS OUT

Laptop_mini said...

I Will put in the post (at the top) when it's uploaded..

Anonymous said...

whats your name on crysis?

Anonymous said...

my name in crysis is Bubbagump107

Anonymous said...

cause about 2 days ago i got frozen by a pistol

Anonymous said...

um its been over 10 min now

Anonymous said...

mine is Hellfighter but in game its nomad whatever the number is

Anonymous said...

the link is not appearing!

Laptop_mini said...

IT'S OUT! GO GET IT!!

Anonymous said...

wow short download see ya im gonna go play it

Anonymous said...

i cant connect to crynet server

Laptop_mini said...

"i cant connect to crynet server"> That is not a problem that can be caused by my Hack.. ..check your connection..

Also, don't try to go on PunkBuster because it's a detected hack..

Anonymous said...

alright i did it now time to test!!!

Anonymous said...

man i full internet connection mine was fine until i used your hack. Does it work on yours ? can you doulbe check for me.

Thanks

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Anonymous said...

this is annoying lmao anyone eles got a problem with the hack ? maybe my account is banned because i got my account on auto login, anyway i can switch it off with out gonig on my aaccount?

Anonymous said...

Ok i put my old "GameData" back and i ahve same problem so no worrys ill reinstall the game see if that can fix the problem.

Fingers crossed :)

Anonymous said...

Good Job man, im loving it :)

Anonymous said...

for some reason i cant go on my account on crysis so i might have to reinstall the game

Anonymous said...

hey anonymous the promblem you had how did u fix it?

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Anonymous said...

are you jokeing?

Anonymous said...

can someone plz tell me how to get this hack working?

Anonymous said...

laptop help me out here plz its not working it wont let me go on multi player now

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Anonymous said...

see now he is not talking it doesent work i think =( plz help me!

Anonymous said...

before everyone cries, THE CRYNET SERVER IS DOWN...

Anonymous said...

First off, great work on the new hack. well Done. now mabey im just plain stupid but what keys/sequences do you use ingame to turn on the options? P.S for whatever reason I cant join online. it just disconnects me before I even get onto the server list...

Anonymous said...

:(

Anonymous said...

well i wasted two days! this is not fair

Anonymous said...

well how do you get multiplayer working then delete the hack?

Anonymous said...

Laptop talk to us and help us out!

Anonymous said...

well i had i feeling about this too he ripped us off in staying here.And now he wont talk

Anonymous said...

i dont know about you but im suprised that the crynet servers would just crash right when this hack comes out...

Anonymous said...

yeah but i cant even go on the Multi player and play because of the hack it just sits there and loads and takes forever and you cannot get on.

Anonymous said...

i would rather buy a hack than this i mean laptop wont even talk cause he knows that we r made at him well listen laptop plz tell us how to fix this bug! now!

Anonymous said...

I tested this in a LAN game but it doesn't work. Is it supposed to?

Anonymous said...

well LAN is if u have a comp and there is a comp next to you sharing internet u can lan play with him

Anonymous said...

LAPTOP TALK TO US PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

LAPTOP MINI is a fake i would have thought so anyways.and he wont talk to us.and i really wanted to play with this hack but it is a fake hack that causes a virus to ur comp

Anonymous said...

he is here just click on the thing that says link up at the top and hes there

Anonymous said...

then why isn't he talking?

Anonymous said...

Go to the top of the page and you will see: [EDIT] THE HACK IS OUT!
GO SEE IT HERE: LINK !

Click on the 'LINK !'

And you will see his messages and posts related to this problem.

Anonymous said...

Or click here to see what Laptop_mini is saying, make sure to scroll all the way down on the page: http://laptopmini.blogspot.com/2008/02/laptopmini-crysis-11-hack.html

Anonymous said...

Hi Laptop many thanks and good work on the hacks.was wondering does this have the Go under the "Mesa" map (You can go under the Map and kill)on it if yes how do you use it.

Anonymous said...

oi ive had that happen to me when it says u cant connect all i did was restart my computer and re type ur username and password to ur crynet thing... hope it works :)

Anonymous said...

Jump is too high lol...I keep killing myself xD Damn parachute takes awhile to deploy =P

There a way we can toggle on/off the high jump? I dont mind the maximum strength jump being high.

Laptop_mini said...

@BubbaGump107: Are u still here? I didn't saw your post sorry. The CRYNET servers were down, that was the problem. The hack is fine..

Anonymous said...

Hi Laptop many thanks and good work on the hacks.was wondering does this have the Go under the "Mesa" map (You can go under the Map and kill)on it if yes how do you use it.

Anonymous said...

Ive tried my self using sandbox i know how to do it im just rubbish at using sandbox lol.

Laptop_mini said...

I've done the Mesa hack, but, it was very glitchy.. so I didn't put it in the pack..

Anonymous said...

Hey Laptop. Firstly, congratulations on a great hack. Secondly, I was just wondering, can people ban you from Crysis? like not allowing you to play online game? It is possible to report cheaters and to get them banned? i just was using your hack, and this guy came and said that he would go report me. Please help :-)

Yeah, yeah, i am new, please forgive me if I am asking a stupid question :-)

Laptop_mini said...

I'm gonna post about that.. :)

Anonymous said...

hey im still here iv havent been on much because i was having so much fin with the hacks!

Anonymous said...

Hey where is the link to the new fly hack.thx bro for my request for fly hack =D

Anonymous said...

Hi laptop thanks for hacks these are my hack case u wanna check them out heres my utube video enjoy let me know what u think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRrLUZ9NpfA

Anonymous said...

Hey armed that a nice hack XD

Anonymous said...

Hey Guys. N00b question -
1) do I keep the "old_gamedata" file in the same folder as the hacked one.
2) What buttons do i use to turn on the hack options? I have tried like all of em.

Cheers in advance ;)

Anonymous said...

You unpack gamepak with winrar then take out old gamepak then replace with new, your good to go.

Anonymous said...

p.s only unpack with win rar if you wanna add other stuff or take stuff out if not leave as is hope this helps

Anonymous said...

I got the hack working (simple really) and I ned to say it is really good. I would like to as a Favour to Laptop_Mini and if he did this i would be REALY grateful - Could you please make another hac that sjust the ame as this one but WITHOUT the superspeed and Superjump. These kind of annoy me as a player who likes to move steadily. Many thanks!

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Anonymous said...

JD shut up he is not fake he is a very good man.onlike u u savage beast.

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Anonymous said...

Freeze FY71 (Freeze poeple with the grenade launcher of FY71)

and

Freeze Pistol (The pistol has a Freeze Mod, like the MOAR but better) [Completed]

the freeze mod no working

Laptop_mini said...

Please post comments on the new post:
http://laptopmini.blogspot.com/2008/02/laptopmini-crysis-11-hack.html

To respond: The freeze pistol works fine but the Freeze FY71 doesn't..
Ill try to fix that..

joe said...

laptop im having problems with v1.3 server 1 i do every thing and then load it up by a shortcut not exe and it says its not working i undo all the file transfer and it works HELP PLZ
thanks joe

Laptop_mini said...

As i sayed: Comment on the new Post.

Anonymous said...

One gay can stay in the sky and shoot me through walls, roofs, mountains and so on.
And he can jump very high not dying after landing. But I don’t use jump at all because I die every time after landing. Can you make something like this?

Anonymous said...

And one more problem ;)

1.2 is out and it doesent work anymore, tested by me (The energy hack and weapon overheat not work other stuff didnt test ....)

Anonymous said...

yo im getting fucked with that 1.2 patch i used to modifie my own weapons im getting fuck i cant do it any more I need YA HELP homeboi thnx

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